Now for some real news…

“Dear Valued Customer,
I wanted to share the exciting news announced earlier today that E*TRADE Financial is acquiring OptionsHouse…This is an exciting time for OptionsHouse and our customers. E*TRADE is a fantastic company, and in the coming months we look forward to offering you an even better brokerage experience.
Best,
Michael Curcio, CEO”

…hope I didn’t wake anyone up?