Maybe I should write a poem or song about theta decay. Even with a few positions making a mild move against them today still making money.

I like theta decay I like it a lot
Even when things don’t work out as planned, can still be hot
Some things go up, some go down
Even when wrong can still be around
I will enjoy the ride by selling you options but if you bought them from me you will not

How’s that I thought a Haiku or limerick would probably be the easiest